Saints: People who are kind when you least expect it

Sinners: Bullies who think they can get what they want by lying and being aggressive; The jobsworth on the Calmac ferry from Rothesay to Wemyss Bay, who said I wasn’t allowed to sit with the other passengers up front because of my cat being with me, as it was a food service area, and banished me to the back. He said it was in their printed conditions of carriage (it’s not you jackass, try reading it yourself or did the big words confuse you?). Bollocks to that! How many times have I travelled that route and no one has ever said this. Oh well! Guess some people were born to be twats!